Ideal Girlfriend

Talk to my buddy last night, someone i befriended last time when i was training at Kuching general hospital, well, we dwell on the same old topic again, love.

so, lets talk about love.

my buddy, who is now 26 years old, still claimed that he can't find the right girl he wants, Well, He had been fruitlessly searching and fishing for nearly 3 years now, and eventually he started to think of celibacy. mind you, he is quite a guy actually, steady job, no bad habbits, although not breathtakingly handsome, but he is absolutely a gentlemen. So, whats wrong then?

after 2 hours talking, somehow, i realized a thing. The other half that my buddy searched for the past 3 years can never exist. at least not in a human form. an angel maybe. His ideal woman was so 'IDEALIC' that i think its impossible to find such a gal existed in todays society.

This is the requirement of his ideal girlfriend:

1. attractive, not necessarry attractive in a sense of physical appearance (guys, you know what i mean, nice legs, big boobs, angelic face etc), but more on how the girl presents herself, her dressing, her way of talking, her moves and etc.

2. intelligent, her resume would have to read like: a rocket scientist's, work experience with NASA preffered. (well, my buddy think that ignorance is certainly not a bliss, and he prefered his partner to have the same intelectual level with him.)

3. Being intelligent enough to fly to moon and back does not, however, entitle her to tell how should man drive a car. sentences like "are we there yet?" "Do you know where is the place or not?" are certainly prohibited. another words, a girl that know to shut her mouth when his man is driving. (even though when the man lost his way)

4. able to offer phylosophical insights everyday. someone that can talk like socrates and think like plato perhaps.

5. have the culinary skills of a chef, someone that willing to cook nice chicken soup and wait for his man to come back home after a tiring working day. well, personally i think he would marry anyone that can cook the way his mom can.

6. know how to enjoy lifes, loves adventures( a Bond girl?), have a great taste in art, literature, musics and other artistics stuff that normal people like me wont understand.

7. not talkative, no nagging and no gossiping.

8. last but not least, tolerate the occasional roving eyes, cuz' he think that its a sin to let beauty pass unnoticed.

And there you have it, the description of men's ideal women. Is she out there? well i seriously doubt it, sure if adam had traded his arm or leg for the creator to make eve maybe there will be such a possibility existing. In any case, if he really COULD find the dream girl, WOULD she want to be with him?

So, i think every man out there should be thankful for their not so-idealic girlfriend. at least she manage to hold your attention for more than 5 seconds.

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delete reply lyonlionel wrote on May 27, '05 there's no one who is perfect in this world. all beings have flaws. tell your friend, his choice of celibacy is right. Make sure he does it.

delete reply nightscamp wrote on May 27, '05 Ah.. if men only wanted the gal of their dreams, and woman only wanted the boy of their dreams - no one would get married at all unless it was forced upon them! AHAHAHAHAHAH

delete reply craziivan wrote on May 27, '05 Whoaaaa....an i thougnt i was picky. My basic requirements are quite simple really: 1) Must have been born a female...with no history of organ remodification 2) MUST be older than 18...but not by too much obviously 3) Willing to have a househusband in future

delete reply craziivan wrote on May 27, '05, edited on May 27, '05 Besides...think the sword swings both ways. Girls expecting to be appreciated for whom they are should be willing to appreciate their worse half for who they are as well

delete reply pohmui wrote on May 27, '05 hmm.. your ideal ones is just the guide lines.. when it comes it comes.. tell him dun worry.. the time will come...

edit delete reply atlantisian wrote on May 29, '05 craziivan said Whoaaaa....an i thougnt i was picky. My basic requirements are quite simple really: 1) Must have been born a female...with no history of organ remodification 2) MUST be older than 18...but not by too much obviously 3) Willing to have a househusband in future 4) big boobs and no brain. 5) play lego. 6) watch japanese anime

delete reply craziivan wrote on May 29, '05 7) must be human (not susan) 8) must be japanese (not susan) 9) must be sane (nope...not susan as well...)

edit delete reply atlantisian wrote on May 29, '05 craziivan said 7) must be human (not susan) 8) must be japanese (not susan) 9) must be sane (nope...not susan as well...) thank God its not me!!!!

delete reply craziivan wrote on May 29, '05 Thank god indeed, guess u shld count life's little blessings. Too bad he dint make u human, sane nor japanese.

edit delete reply atlantisian wrote on May 29, '05, edited on May 29, '05 craziivan said 7) must be human (not susan) 8) must be japanese (not susan) 9) must be sane (nope...not susan as well...) mind you, i'm a human, and yeah though i'm blurr a bit, but i'm still sane.

delete reply banana2 wrote on May 28, '05 according to the data collected, the ideal girl of ur friend is... u!!! :)

edit delete reply atlantisian wrote on May 29, '05 banana2 said according to the data collected, the ideal girl of ur friend is... u!!! :) wahahahha.... me?? well, i'm absolutely not in his list, cuz' i use to nag a lot when he is driving and that piss him off, thats why he add the "no talk while driving" to his ideal girlfriend requirement.

delete reply eugenetwj wrote on May 30, '05 Your friend thinks he deserves someone this good? What does he have to offer?