Job Bitching

administrative officer/customer service=forex consultant?!??

what the heck???? i have been underwent an interview for the post of temporary admin officer, and you can never guess what kind of trouble i get myself into. i've been ask to do all the market prediction on forex/ currency exchange and consulting clients on financial matters. Darned! what's the relation between the two jobs after all, this is completely violation of words, to cheat naive freshly graduate like me to persuade people give out 20k willingly so that i can play around with it, buy in and sell out, so that money can produce even big money? drats! anyway, i cabut after first day training.

So people out there, don't believe everything that write in the recruitement page in star newspaper, and dont believe those eye-catching line"RM2000 and above, without experience", there are no such thing as shortcut for making big bucks!

By the way, this is for those who had started to work 9 to 6 everyday since the fifth day of chinese new year. Yup, Eric, i'm reffering to you.

8 Reasons why you should Leave Work At 6.00p.m
1.Employment letter stated working hours ended at 6.

2.works is a never ending process even if you stay until next morning you will still never finish it.

3. Human are not robots.

4.You love your career but your family is more important.

5.You dont want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.

6.Monthly salary= work from 9am-6pm.
If 630pm= $0.00+0 bonus+0 ang pow+bad health+bad social life+ poor family relationship
equal to= unproductive employee+performance drop+company reputation drop+retrenchment rate increase+resignation rate increases.

7. If a person disagree to above formulation, we think he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless(for making people that go back punctually at 6pm look bad), doomed workaholic.

8. you dont give it a damned if your boss fires you. "Dong ka umm Da, Da sai ga!"

Happy working! smiley("hippy");

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delete reply lyonlionel wrote on Mar 7, '05, edited on Mar 7, '05 As Jerry Maguire had said: "We live in a cynical world of tough competitors." Nevertheless, good luck with a job soon.

delete reply craziivan wrote on Mar 8, '05 Suz suz suz, now u gotta real job: conning people of their hard earned life savings. Btw, would it be beyond you to misplace a loose amount of cash, saaay....70000,so i can use it to further my studies? C'mon, its for a good cause. Anyway, 'Job Bitching' is my title!!! Sigh, suppose I should start heeding the government's call and start preserving intellectual property rights.

delete reply eugenetwj wrote on Mar 8, '05 Now we have an Uncreative Susan. How sad.

delete reply pohmui wrote on Mar 8, '05 wahaha a responsive article, that is straight out of the point from the article..

edit delete reply atlantisian wrote on Mar 9, '05 eugenetwj said Now we have an Uncreative Susan. How sad. maybe i should change the title then, what about job shitting? or sucky 'jobbing' , hehehe... Eugene u should come out with something soon, dont let your brain hibernate....

edit delete reply atlantisian wrote on Mar 9, '05 craziivan said Suz suz suz, now u gotta real job: conning people of their hard earned life savings. Btw, would it be beyond you to misplace a loose amount of cash, saaay....70000,so i can use it to further my studies? C'mon, its for a good cause. Anyway, 'Job Bitching' is my title!!! Sigh, suppose I should start heeding the government's call and start preserving intellectual property rights. dear CP, write me an assay on "100 reason why suz should give me 70K", then i might consider it... hehehe. (>1000 words, due date: today)

delete reply craziivan wrote on Mar 9, '05, edited on Mar 9, '05 Well Suz, Id like to say that a >1000 word essay isnt possible on multiply. However, its not impossible via other means, though. BUT....I need it in black and white that Im gonna get the cash for my effort. So if its not too much trouble kindly sign the following: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I, Susan Ong Sue Meng, hereby agree to hand over RM70000 to the hunky OCP upon completion of his >1000 word '100 reasons for giving me 70000'. Failure of payment would result in me being eternally bonded to the whims and fancies of OCP. ----------------------- (signature here) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

delete reply eugenetwj wrote on Mar 9, '05 Contract void due to several mistakes. 1. OCP aint hunky. 2. OCP aint hunky. 3. OCP aint hunky.

delete reply pohmui wrote on Mar 9, '05 hunky huh?

edit delete reply atlantisian wrote on Mar 9, '05 craziivan said Well Suz, Id like to say that a >1000 word essay isnt possible on multiply. However, its not impossible via other means, though. BUT....I need it in black and white that Im gonna get the cash for my effort. So if its not too much trouble kindly sign the following: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I, Susan Ong Sue Meng, hereby agree to hand over RM70000 to the hunky OCP upon completion of his >1000 word '100 reasons for giving me 70000'. Failure of payment would result in me being eternally bonded to the whims and fancies of OCP. ----------------------- (signature here) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- more mistakes! You spell my name wrongly!! ngeee..... you are disqualified! Ps: you see, i'm not the only one that says your are not hunky, hehehe...

delete reply banana2 wrote on Mar 10, '05 LOL hopefully everyone is lucky enough to have a job that is satisfying lah ur formulation is quite interesting, however if 9am to 5pm, then it will be better...

edit delete reply atlantisian wrote on Mar 11, '05 banana2 said LOL hopefully everyone is lucky enough to have a job that is satisfying lah ur formulation is quite interesting, however if 9am to 5pm, then it will be better... sure right... wanna know something more extreme than this? 11pm to 7am, lab assistant in path lab, no bluffing.

delete reply eugenetwj wrote on Mar 11, '05 atlantisian said sure right... wanna know something more extreme than this? 11pm to 7am, lab assistant in path lab, no bluffing. Night shift? The hours aint long, just 8 hours. And since it at night where the bosses arent awake, you can grab some free time as you wish.