Monday, March 07, 2005

Job Bitching


administrative officer/customer service=forex consultant?!??

what the heck???? i have been underwent an interview for the post of temporary admin officer, and you can never guess what kind of trouble i get myself into. i've been ask to do all the market prediction on forex/ currency exchange and consulting clients on financial matters. Darned! what's the relation between the two jobs after all, this is completely violation of words, to cheat naive freshly graduate like me to persuade people give out 20k willingly so that i can play around with it, buy in and sell out, so that money can produce even big money? drats! anyway, i cabut after first day training.

So people out there, don't believe everything that write in the recruitement page in star newspaper, and dont believe those eye-catching line"RM2000 and above, without experience", there are no such thing as shortcut for making big bucks!

By the way, this is for those who had started to work 9 to 6 everyday since the fifth day of chinese new year. Yup, Eric, i'm reffering to you.

8 Reasons why you should Leave Work At 6.00p.m
1.Employment letter stated working hours ended at 6.

2.works is a never ending process even if you stay until next morning you will still never finish it.

3. Human are not robots.

4.You love your career but your family is more important.

5.You dont want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.

6.Monthly salary= work from 9am-6pm.
If 630pm= $0.00+0 bonus+0 ang pow+bad health+bad social life+ poor family relationship
equal to= unproductive employee+performance drop+company reputation drop+retrenchment rate increase+resignation rate increases.

7. If a person disagree to above formulation, we think he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless(for making people that go back punctually at 6pm look bad), doomed workaholic.

8. you dont give it a damned if your boss fires you. "Dong ka umm Da, Da sai ga!"

Happy working! smiley("hippy");




lyonlionel wrote on Mar 7, '05, edited on Mar 7, '05
As Jerry Maguire had said:

"We live in a cynical world of tough competitors."

Nevertheless, good luck with a job soon.

craziivan wrote on Mar 8, '05
Suz suz suz, now u gotta real job: conning people of their hard earned life savings. Btw, would it be beyond you to misplace a loose amount of cash, saaay....70000,so i can use it to further my studies? C'mon, its for a good cause.

Anyway, 'Job Bitching' is my title!!! Sigh, suppose I should start heeding the government's call and start preserving intellectual property rights.

eugenetwj wrote on Mar 8, '05
Now we have an Uncreative Susan. How sad.

pohmui wrote on Mar 8, '05
wahaha

a responsive article, that is straight out of the point from the article..

atlantisian wrote on Mar 9, '05
eugenetwj said
Now we have an Uncreative Susan. How sad.
maybe i should change the title then, what about job shitting? or sucky 'jobbing' , hehehe... Eugene u should come out with something soon, dont let your brain hibernate....

atlantisian wrote on Mar 9, '05
craziivan said
Suz suz suz, now u gotta real job: conning people of their hard earned life savings. Btw, would it be beyond you to misplace a loose amount of cash, saaay....70000,so i can use it to further my studies? C'mon, its for a good cause.

Anyway, 'Job Bitching' is my title!!! Sigh, suppose I should start heeding the government's call and start preserving intellectual property rights.
dear CP, write me an assay on "100 reason why suz should give me 70K", then i might consider it... hehehe. (>1000 words, due date: today)

craziivan wrote on Mar 9, '05, edited on Mar 9, '05
Well Suz, Id like to say that a >1000 word essay isnt possible on multiply. However, its not impossible via other means, though.

BUT....I need it in black and white that Im gonna get the cash for my effort.
So if its not too much trouble kindly sign the following:

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I, Susan Ong Sue Meng, hereby agree to hand over RM70000 to the hunky OCP upon completion of his >1000 word '100 reasons for giving me 70000'. Failure of payment would result in me being eternally bonded to the whims and fancies of OCP.



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(signature here)

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eugenetwj wrote on Mar 9, '05
Contract void due to several mistakes.

1. OCP aint hunky.
2. OCP aint hunky.
3. OCP aint hunky.

pohmui wrote on Mar 9, '05
hunky huh?

atlantisian wrote on Mar 9, '05
craziivan said
Well Suz, Id like to say that a >1000 word essay isnt possible on multiply. However, its not impossible via other means, though.

BUT....I need it in black and white that Im gonna get the cash for my effort.
So if its not too much trouble kindly sign the following:

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I, Susan Ong Sue Meng, hereby agree to hand over RM70000 to the hunky OCP upon completion of his >1000 word '100 reasons for giving me 70000'. Failure of payment would result in me being eternally bonded to the whims and fancies of OCP.



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(signature here)

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more mistakes! You spell my name wrongly!! ngeee..... you are disqualified! Ps: you see, i'm not the only one that says your are not hunky, hehehe...

banana2 wrote on Mar 10, '05
LOL

hopefully everyone is lucky enough to have a job that is satisfying lah

ur formulation is quite interesting, however if 9am to 5pm, then it will be better...

atlantisian wrote on Mar 11, '05
banana2 said
LOL

hopefully everyone is lucky enough to have a job that is satisfying lah

ur formulation is quite interesting, however if 9am to 5pm, then it will be better...
sure right... wanna know something more extreme than this?
11pm to 7am, lab assistant in path lab, no bluffing.

eugenetwj wrote on Mar 11, '05
sure right... wanna know something more extreme than this?
11pm to 7am, lab assistant in path lab, no bluffing.
Night shift? The hours aint long, just 8 hours. And since it at night where the bosses arent awake, you can grab some free time as you wish.

Take for Granted

Have a chat with my friend last night, dunno why we always end up with some intense topic, about soul mates, orgasm (huh?), dark side, relationship and etc. i had this awkward feeling after the chat, i'm not saying getting serious talk is bad, in fact, pondering is good, cuz at least it makes me think. (finally my rusty grey matter have something to do, thank God.)

It got me thinking about the things our friends do, that we take for granted. Once, i thought i can be just flirting around and felt selamba for all the good things that some people had done for me, in another words, i take the person for granted, no sense of using euphemisms to try to blunt the edges of my guilt, i could have say i did not ask for it cuz the person is doing it with most willingly, but no matter how my conscience juggled with semantics, i had take him for granted. the truth is crystal clear and undeniable.

i thought i can just go with the flow and let fate lead all the way. But what i'm doing now is actually trying to cast away the sense of responsiblity, receiving all the good deeds that pour on me and at the same time refuse to see the person heart in doing all these. who am i to deserve such a good treat anyway? i think i'm owing the person too much that i dont think i can ever paid it off.

So, i think i will start to really appreciate what others had done for me from now on.
"Thanks for everything, you had been good to me all these time, and i just want you to know, i really touched by your sincerity, ps:you know who you are"

Normally I'm not a sappy person, but I'd like everyone who reads this thread to take a second to think about something you take for granted, and then acknowledge it.(trust me, it will make you feel better)


craziivan wrote on Mar 4, '05, edited on Mar 4, '05
Kudos to ambiguity.

Well at least there is no need to load any music files with this post.
lyonlionel wrote on Mar 4, '05
your advice much appreciated.

thank you.
atlantisian wrote on Mar 4, '05, edited on Mar 4, '05
ambiguity, it really depends on how the person see from different perspective. but i never knew that misintepreting can be such a pain in the a**, my heart dont simply ache for nothing, am i not making any sense? ignore me, i hate this blog.
ahlok2003 wrote on Mar 4, '05
there is no need to recriminaye yourself. simply notice what you've been choosing and choose again. and you are in the process of experiencing yourself by creating yourself anew in every single moment.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

i've learnt

"Life is a series of pulls back and forth.
You want to do one thing,
but you are bound to do something else.
Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't.
You take certain things for granted,
even when you know you should never take anything for granted. "
- Morrie Schwartz

a tough lesson i learnt this week,
never ever take someone for granted,
never....
cuz that will hurt the person so much,
you might even stand a chance of losing him.

human nature is perverse.
When someone is excessively nice to us,
we start taking things for granted,
instead of appreciating them even more.

after letting his heart torn badly,
he left.

I thought my life will be just fine with or without him,
I thought i can be the same old me again,
but i dunno the heartache will be so persist,
i dunno the emptiness will be so jeopardizing,
i dunno the miss will be sucky as hell.

now i've learnt,
it takes real effort to mend things back when the hurt was done,
it takes guts to confess your true feeling to someone you care,
it takes sincerity to say i'm sorry,
with The almighty that strengthen me,
i'm glad that i manage to do that.